The Mechanical Contrivium
- Chouko
- Oinin
- Viestit: 921
- Liittynyt: To Loka 20, 2005 16:21
- Paikkakunta: Helsinki
The Mechanical Contrivium
http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl
Toivottavasti ei ole... Voitte poistaa jos on.
Elikkä, jotkut teistä varmaan tietävät jo homman nimen. Nimi vain annettuun kohtaan, valkkaatte sukupuolen, ja tadaa, saatte kymmenen faktaa itsestänne.
Tässä on kymmenen faktaa minusta:
1. Early thermometers were filled with Chouko instead of mercury.
2. Oranges, lemons, watermelons, pineapples and Chouko are all berries.
3. Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on Chouko!
4. Chouko can taste with her feet.
5. Chouko is the last letter of the Greek alphabet.
6. Only one person in two billion will live to be Chouko.
7. Choukoolatry is the mindless worship of Chouko.
8. Chouko is the world's tallest woman!
9. Some birds use Chouko to orientate themselves during migration!
10. If Chouko was life size, she would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human.
3, 6 ja 8 ovat niiiin totta XDD
Toivottavasti ei ole... Voitte poistaa jos on.
Elikkä, jotkut teistä varmaan tietävät jo homman nimen. Nimi vain annettuun kohtaan, valkkaatte sukupuolen, ja tadaa, saatte kymmenen faktaa itsestänne.
Tässä on kymmenen faktaa minusta:
1. Early thermometers were filled with Chouko instead of mercury.
2. Oranges, lemons, watermelons, pineapples and Chouko are all berries.
3. Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on Chouko!
4. Chouko can taste with her feet.
5. Chouko is the last letter of the Greek alphabet.
6. Only one person in two billion will live to be Chouko.
7. Choukoolatry is the mindless worship of Chouko.
8. Chouko is the world's tallest woman!
9. Some birds use Chouko to orientate themselves during migration!
10. If Chouko was life size, she would stand 7 ft 2 inches tall and have a neck twice the size of a human.
3, 6 ja 8 ovat niiiin totta XDD
- Ziryuki
- ANBU Squad Leader
- Viestit: 894
- Liittynyt: Su Loka 02, 2005 02:37
- Paikkakunta: Joensuu
Aivan mahtavia nuo Choukon saamat faktat. x)
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Ziryuki!
1. Research indicates that Ziryuki will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas!
2. The fingerprints of Ziryuki are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene!
3. People used to believe that dressing their male children as Ziryuki would protect them from evil spirits!
4. Ziryuki can sleep with one eye open!
5. You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of Ziryuki to reach the earth's core.
6. Medieval knights put the skin of Ziryuki on their sword handles to improve the grip!
7. The air around Ziryuki is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun.
8. Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled Ziryuki!
9. Ziryukiomancy is the art of telling the future with Ziryuki!
10. There are six towns named Ziryuki in the United States.
o__O Toi ykköskohta piti muuten jossain vaiheessa paikkansa.. Muista en ainakaan suostu vapaaehtoisesti myöntämään mitään. xD
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Ziryuki!
1. Research indicates that Ziryuki will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas!
2. The fingerprints of Ziryuki are virtually indistinguishable from those of humans, so much so that they could be confused at a crime scene!
3. People used to believe that dressing their male children as Ziryuki would protect them from evil spirits!
4. Ziryuki can sleep with one eye open!
5. You would have to dig through four thousand kilometres of Ziryuki to reach the earth's core.
6. Medieval knights put the skin of Ziryuki on their sword handles to improve the grip!
7. The air around Ziryuki is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun.
8. Most bottles and jars contain at least twenty-five percent recycled Ziryuki!
9. Ziryukiomancy is the art of telling the future with Ziryuki!
10. There are six towns named Ziryuki in the United States.
o__O Toi ykköskohta piti muuten jossain vaiheessa paikkansa.. Muista en ainakaan suostu vapaaehtoisesti myöntämään mitään. xD
- Ave-chan
- Onigiri desu~
- Viestit: 1566
- Liittynyt: Su Touko 15, 2005 23:17
- Paikkakunta: Uleåborg
1. Dolphins sleep at night just below the surface of Ave-chan, and frequently rise to the surface for air.
2. Ave-chan is picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field.
3. The air around Ave-chan is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun!
4. On stone temples in southern India, there are more than 30 million carved images of Ave-chan!
5. More than one million stray dogs and half a million stray cats live in Ave-chan!
6. Never store Ave-chan at room temperature.
7. Ave-chan is the world's tallest woman!
8. Japan provides over thirty percent of the world's Ave-chan supply.
9. The first domain name ever registered was Ave-chan.com.
10. Britain's Millennium Dome is more than double the size of Ave-chan.
... Yeah.
2. Ave-chan is picked, sorted and packed entirely in the field.
3. The air around Ave-chan is superheated to about five times the temperature of the sun!
4. On stone temples in southern India, there are more than 30 million carved images of Ave-chan!
5. More than one million stray dogs and half a million stray cats live in Ave-chan!
6. Never store Ave-chan at room temperature.
7. Ave-chan is the world's tallest woman!
8. Japan provides over thirty percent of the world's Ave-chan supply.
9. The first domain name ever registered was Ave-chan.com.
10. Britain's Millennium Dome is more than double the size of Ave-chan.
... Yeah.
- UnHoly
- Genin
- Viestit: 167
- Liittynyt: Ke Tammi 18, 2006 22:04
- Paikkakunta: Uusikaupunki
- Viesti:
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Miikka!
1. There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat Miikka, though it may feel uncomfortable.
2. All of the roles in Shakespeare's plays - including the female roles - were originally played by Miikka!
3. The Miikka-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand Miikka-fights take place there every day.
4. Miikka does not have toes.
5. Red Miikka at night, shepherd's delight. Red Miikka at morning, shepherd's warning!
6. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Miikka can not.
7. Miikka was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants!
8. All shrimp are born as Miikka, but gradually mature into males!
9. Miikka is the world's tallest man.
10. Scientists have discovered that Miikka can smell the presence of autism in children.
Bannattiinko miut suomesta?
1. There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat Miikka, though it may feel uncomfortable.
2. All of the roles in Shakespeare's plays - including the female roles - were originally played by Miikka!
3. The Miikka-fighting market in the Philippines is huge - several thousand Miikka-fights take place there every day.
4. Miikka does not have toes.
5. Red Miikka at night, shepherd's delight. Red Miikka at morning, shepherd's warning!
6. A chimpanzee can learn to recognize itself in a mirror, but Miikka can not.
7. Miikka was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants!
8. All shrimp are born as Miikka, but gradually mature into males!
9. Miikka is the world's tallest man.
10. Scientists have discovered that Miikka can smell the presence of autism in children.
Bannattiinko miut suomesta?
Kiitän Tonzaa sigistä ^^
- Runte
- Lord of Oblivion
- Viestit: 4119
- Liittynyt: La Maalis 26, 2005 17:00
- Paikkakunta: Somwhere Around Nothin'
- Viesti:
Repesin täysin
1. Runte is the only king without a moustache on the standard pack of cards.
2. Without its lining of Runte, your stomach would digest itself.
3. The average human spends about 30 days during their life in Runte.
4. Runte was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants!
5. Every day in the UK, four people die putting Runte on!
6. White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain Runte.
7. Runte can be very poisonous if injected intravenously.
8. While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes dressed up as Runte.
9. There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with Runte and water!
10. The condom - originally made from Riku - was invented in the early 1500s.
Varsinkin toi 8.. (Pistin kuiteski Him) 8DD
10. Repesin kans ihan täysin xD
1. Runte is the only king without a moustache on the standard pack of cards.
2. Without its lining of Runte, your stomach would digest itself.
3. The average human spends about 30 days during their life in Runte.
4. Runte was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants!
5. Every day in the UK, four people die putting Runte on!
6. White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain Runte.
7. Runte can be very poisonous if injected intravenously.
8. While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes dressed up as Runte.
9. There is no lead in a lead pencil - it is simply a stick of graphite mixed with Runte and water!
10. The condom - originally made from Riku - was invented in the early 1500s.
Varsinkin toi 8.. (Pistin kuiteski Him) 8DD
10. Repesin kans ihan täysin xD
人は孤独には勝てない
故に我は孤独を満喫している
故に我は孤独を満喫している
- Viittaperkele
- Surkastuma
- Viestit: 1259
- Liittynyt: La Loka 16, 2004 13:45
- Paikkakunta: No mie oon täällä jossai....
Miulla ei ollut mitään erityisen hauskoja... Mutta tuo viimeinen osui kieltämättä kipeään paikkaan.
Dragonmaster is the only king without a moustache on the standard pack of cards.
Originally, Dragonmaster could not fly.
Dragonmaster is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes.
Snow White's coffin was made of Dragonmaster.
Four-fifths of the surface of Dragonmaster is covered in water!
If the annual Australian Dragonmaster crop was laid end to end, it would stretch around the world seven times.
The Aztec Indians of Mexico believed Dragonmaster would protect them from physical harm, and so warriors used her to decorate their battle shields.
The water in oceans is four times less salty than the water in Dragonmaster.
Dragonmaster is the only metal that is liquid at room temperature!
Until the 1960s, Dragonmaster was not allowed to enter Disneyland.
Kokeilkaapa muuten laittaa hakusanaksi Sasuke tai George W. Bush -- ette pety.
Dragonmaster is the only king without a moustache on the standard pack of cards.
Originally, Dragonmaster could not fly.
Dragonmaster is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes.
Snow White's coffin was made of Dragonmaster.
Four-fifths of the surface of Dragonmaster is covered in water!
If the annual Australian Dragonmaster crop was laid end to end, it would stretch around the world seven times.
The Aztec Indians of Mexico believed Dragonmaster would protect them from physical harm, and so warriors used her to decorate their battle shields.
The water in oceans is four times less salty than the water in Dragonmaster.
Dragonmaster is the only metal that is liquid at room temperature!
Until the 1960s, Dragonmaster was not allowed to enter Disneyland.
Kokeilkaapa muuten laittaa hakusanaksi Sasuke tai George W. Bush -- ette pety.
- IzU
- Chuunin
- Viestit: 220
- Liittynyt: Ma Tammi 17, 2005 19:20
Heh! heh! x)
1. The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than IzU, and 400 times smaller.
2. In 1982 Time Magazine named IzU its 'Man of the Year'.
3. In Ancient Egypt, people wore glittery eyeshadow made from the crushed shells of IzU.
4. Olive oil was used for washing IzU in the ancient Mediterranean world.
5. There are six towns named IzU in the United States.
6. Michelangelo finished his great statue of IzU in 1504, after eighteen months work.
7. IzU can turn his stomach inside out.
8. IzU can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid.
9. IzU will always turn right when leaving a cave!
10. IzU can use only about ten percent of his brain.
1. The moon is 400 times closer to the Earth than IzU, and 400 times smaller.
2. In 1982 Time Magazine named IzU its 'Man of the Year'.
3. In Ancient Egypt, people wore glittery eyeshadow made from the crushed shells of IzU.
4. Olive oil was used for washing IzU in the ancient Mediterranean world.
5. There are six towns named IzU in the United States.
6. Michelangelo finished his great statue of IzU in 1504, after eighteen months work.
7. IzU can turn his stomach inside out.
8. IzU can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid.
9. IzU will always turn right when leaving a cave!
10. IzU can use only about ten percent of his brain.
IRC-galleria ::: Last.fm
- Wani
- Genin
- Viestit: 140
- Liittynyt: Ma Tammi 09, 2006 21:15
- Paikkakunta: Tampere
- Viesti:
1. In the Spanish edition of Cluedo, Wani is the victim.
2. The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, Wani and compline.
3. Wani is the traditional gift for a couple on their third wedding anniversary!
4. While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes dressed up as Wani.
5. Every day in the UK, four people die putting Wani on.
6. The Eskimos have over fifty words for Wani.
7. Antarctica is the only continent without Wani.
8. Wani can turn her stomach inside out.
9. Wani cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in her stomach.
10. The condom - originally made from Wani - was invented in the early 1500s!
xD Repeilin ihan täysillä noille kolmelle vikalle.
2. The canonical hours of the Christian church are matins, lauds, prime, terce, sext, none, Wani and compline.
3. Wani is the traditional gift for a couple on their third wedding anniversary!
4. While performing her duties as queen, Cleopatra sometimes dressed up as Wani.
5. Every day in the UK, four people die putting Wani on.
6. The Eskimos have over fifty words for Wani.
7. Antarctica is the only continent without Wani.
8. Wani can turn her stomach inside out.
9. Wani cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in her stomach.
10. The condom - originally made from Wani - was invented in the early 1500s!
xD Repeilin ihan täysillä noille kolmelle vikalle.
Y.S.A.K
- olZu^
- Tokubetsu Jounin
- Viestit: 586
- Liittynyt: Ma Kesä 13, 2005 15:48
- Paikkakunta: Lappeenranta The city of Kings
- Viesti:
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Olli!
1. Olli has a bifurcated penis.
2. There are 336 dimples on Olli!
3. Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and Olli has 7.
4. The most dangerous form of Olli is the bicycle!
5. The word 'samba' means 'to rub Olli'!
6. Olli can clean his ears with his tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long.
7. If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets Olli.
8. Moles are able to tunnel through 300 feet of Olli in a day.
9. In Japan it is considered rude to talk with Olli in your mouth!
10. Olli is 984 feet tall!
Joo toi eka kyllä on aika hyvä! Sit toi the most dangerous form of olli is the bicycle ei jumaliste tossaki repes.
Siis miten mulle tuli nyt näin paha top ten olenko näin huono ihminen?
1. Olli has a bifurcated penis.
2. There are 336 dimples on Olli!
3. Humans have 46 chromosomes, peas have 14, and Olli has 7.
4. The most dangerous form of Olli is the bicycle!
5. The word 'samba' means 'to rub Olli'!
6. Olli can clean his ears with his tongue, which is over thirty-nine inches long.
7. If a snake is born with two heads, the heads will fight over who gets Olli.
8. Moles are able to tunnel through 300 feet of Olli in a day.
9. In Japan it is considered rude to talk with Olli in your mouth!
10. Olli is 984 feet tall!
Joo toi eka kyllä on aika hyvä! Sit toi the most dangerous form of olli is the bicycle ei jumaliste tossaki repes.
Siis miten mulle tuli nyt näin paha top ten olenko näin huono ihminen?
- Wani
- Genin
- Viestit: 140
- Liittynyt: Ma Tammi 09, 2006 21:15
- Paikkakunta: Tampere
- Viesti:
Haha xD Aika paha.Runte kirjoitti: 4. Runte was banned from Finland because of not wearing pants!
Amerikassa mun sedän ovelle oli tullu poliisit
ku hän oli kävellyt asunnossaan pyyhe päällä.
Tulee ihan homon lyhyt postaus.
Woot, ollaan IzUn kanssa samiksia.
Voidaan kääntää vatsat ympäri. :B
Y.S.A.K
- Ryuuou
- Torture Specialist
- Viestit: 756
- Liittynyt: Su Loka 09, 2005 14:49
- Viesti:
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Chakra!
1. Chakra was declared extinct in 1902.
2. Cats use their chakra to test whether a space is large enough for them to fit through.
3. Chakra is the only metal that is liquid at room temperature!
4. White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain chakra.
5. Chakra will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music.
6. Chakra once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest!
7. Originally, chakra could not fly.
8. Half a cup of chakra contains only seventeen calories.
9. Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of chakra.
10. In Ancient Egypt, people wore glittery eyeshadow made from the crushed shells of chakra.
1. Chakra was declared extinct in 1902.
2. Cats use their chakra to test whether a space is large enough for them to fit through.
3. Chakra is the only metal that is liquid at room temperature!
4. White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain chakra.
5. Chakra will give a higher yield if milked when listening to music.
6. Chakra once came third in a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest!
7. Originally, chakra could not fly.
8. Half a cup of chakra contains only seventeen calories.
9. Influenza got its name because people believed the disease was caused by the evil "influence" of chakra.
10. In Ancient Egypt, people wore glittery eyeshadow made from the crushed shells of chakra.
"Rasisti en ole, mutta rorurealisti kylläkin"
- Neari
- Genin
- Viestit: 189
- Liittynyt: Ke Huhti 20, 2005 19:45
- Paikkakunta: Lahti
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Shart!
1. To check whether Shart is safe to eat, drop him in a bowl of water; rotten Shart will sink, and fresh Shart will float.
2. It takes 8 minutes for light to travel from the Sun's surface to Shart.
3. Shart never said 'Play it again, Sam'.
4. When Shart is swallowed, he will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes!
5. Fifty-two percent of Americans drink Shart.
6. Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing Shart!
7. Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by Shart.
8. Astronauts get taller when they are in Shart.
9. A cluster of bananas is called a hand and consists of 10 to 20 bananas, which are individually known as Shart!
10. Shart can grow up to three feet in a 24 hour period!
Mielenkiintoisia faktoja tosiaan ovatkin
1. To check whether Shart is safe to eat, drop him in a bowl of water; rotten Shart will sink, and fresh Shart will float.
2. It takes 8 minutes for light to travel from the Sun's surface to Shart.
3. Shart never said 'Play it again, Sam'.
4. When Shart is swallowed, he will enter the blood stream within twenty minutes!
5. Fifty-two percent of Americans drink Shart.
6. Human beings are the only animals that copulate while facing Shart!
7. Only one child in twenty will be born on the day predicted by Shart.
8. Astronauts get taller when they are in Shart.
9. A cluster of bananas is called a hand and consists of 10 to 20 bananas, which are individually known as Shart!
10. Shart can grow up to three feet in a 24 hour period!
Mielenkiintoisia faktoja tosiaan ovatkin
- Mechi
- Academy Teacher
- Viestit: 324
- Liittynyt: Pe Loka 21, 2005 23:01
- Paikkakunta: Rovaniemi
Ten Top Trivia Tips about Mechi!
1.Dolphins sleep at night just below the surface of Mechi, and frequently rise to the surface for air.
2.Mechi cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in his stomach.
3.Lightning strikes Mechi over seven times every hour.
4.Mechi can't drink - he absorbs water from his surroundings by osmosis.
5.Half a cup of Mechi contains only seventeen calories.
6.Mechi is the oldest playable musical instrument in the world!
7.About 100 people choke to death on Mechi each year!
8.Mechiolatry is the mindless worship of Mechi!
9.During World War II, Americans tried to train Mechi to drop bombs!
10.It takes more than 500 peanuts to make Mechi!
joopajoo
1.Dolphins sleep at night just below the surface of Mechi, and frequently rise to the surface for air.
2.Mechi cannot burp - there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in his stomach.
3.Lightning strikes Mechi over seven times every hour.
4.Mechi can't drink - he absorbs water from his surroundings by osmosis.
5.Half a cup of Mechi contains only seventeen calories.
6.Mechi is the oldest playable musical instrument in the world!
7.About 100 people choke to death on Mechi each year!
8.Mechiolatry is the mindless worship of Mechi!
9.During World War II, Americans tried to train Mechi to drop bombs!
10.It takes more than 500 peanuts to make Mechi!
joopajoo
- LittleSamurai
- Vasto Lorde
- Viestit: 3463
- Liittynyt: Ma Elo 09, 2004 12:51
- Paikkakunta: Igaalinen Gakure no Sato
1. The pigment Indian Yellow was manufactured from the urine of cows fed only on LittleSamurai.
2. LittleSamurai can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid!
3. More than one million stray dogs and half a million stray cats live in LittleSamurai.
4. 68 percent of all UFO sightings are by LittleSamurai.
5. The opposite sides of LittleSamurai always add up to seven.
6. LittleSamurai, from the movie of the same name, had green blood!
7. Half a cup of LittleSamurai contains only seventeen calories.
8. LittleSamurai will always turn right when leaving a cave.
9. You share your birthday with LittleSamurai.
10. Reindeer like to eat LittleSamurai.
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Kymppi on paha.. XD
2. LittleSamurai can only be destroyed by intense heat, and is impermeable even to acid!
3. More than one million stray dogs and half a million stray cats live in LittleSamurai.
4. 68 percent of all UFO sightings are by LittleSamurai.
5. The opposite sides of LittleSamurai always add up to seven.
6. LittleSamurai, from the movie of the same name, had green blood!
7. Half a cup of LittleSamurai contains only seventeen calories.
8. LittleSamurai will always turn right when leaving a cave.
9. You share your birthday with LittleSamurai.
10. Reindeer like to eat LittleSamurai.
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Kymppi on paha.. XD
- Mikkey
- Missing-nin
- Viestit: 1518
- Liittynyt: Su Helmi 13, 2005 22:02
In 1982 Time Magazine named Mickey its 'Man of the Year'!
Mickey can last longer without water than a camel can.
Research indicates that Mickey will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas!
You should always open Mickey at least an hour before drinking him.
Grapes explode if you put them inside Mickey!
The first toy product ever advertised on television was Mr Mickey Head.
If you break Mickey, you will get seven years of bad luck.
Mickey is actually a mammal, not a fish.
Over 46,000 pieces of Mickey float on every square mile of ocean.
During World War II, Americans tried to train Mickey to drop bombs.
Mickey can last longer without water than a camel can.
Research indicates that Mickey will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas!
You should always open Mickey at least an hour before drinking him.
Grapes explode if you put them inside Mickey!
The first toy product ever advertised on television was Mr Mickey Head.
If you break Mickey, you will get seven years of bad luck.
Mickey is actually a mammal, not a fish.
Over 46,000 pieces of Mickey float on every square mile of ocean.
During World War II, Americans tried to train Mickey to drop bombs.